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Title: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Faidth on March 02, 2010, 08:57:00 PM
For ridiculously funny shit.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Faidth on March 02, 2010, 08:59:42 PM
Abraham Lincoln... VAMPIRE SLAYER!!!!!

http://www.ecanadanow.com/entertainment/2010/03/02/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-screen-adaptation-coming/
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Cameron on March 02, 2010, 09:02:38 PM
Ha ha, that's pretty brilliant.  :P
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Fei on March 02, 2010, 09:34:56 PM
Only burton could make that a successful film.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Danyael on March 04, 2010, 07:52:39 PM
Wait... what? That wasn't a joke? ???
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Soul Reaver on March 06, 2010, 12:35:29 AM
I think the joke was 'Tim Burton'.  Now there's a joke!
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Danyael on March 06, 2010, 10:48:19 AM
Fair point.  ;D
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Gulver on April 08, 2010, 10:05:34 AM
Some series are NOT meant to be crossed over....

(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/328/2/3/Terrible_40K_Crossover_Time_by_Jaekyu.jpg)

"WHAT WARP SPAWNED MADNESS IS THIS?" demanded Brother Maynard loudly as he stared at his newly transformed right hand. Before anyone could take notice of his suspicious outburst, he hastily blew off the hideous mutation with his bolter leaving a huge meaty bleeding stump in its place. "NO ONE MUST KNOW MY TERRIBLE SECRET" he boomed.

"WHAT SECRET IS THAT, BROTHER?" called out a nearby Astartes who was busy shooting at the sky and ground and posing for official Games Workshop artwork.

Maynard fumbled with his bolter, leaving genetically superior blood all over it. "UH...THAT MY HAND GOT SHOT OFF JUST NOW? WELL GEE I GUESS THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG." The other Space Marine gave him a jealous look. "IT KIND OF STINGS," he rumbled miserably.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Cameron on April 08, 2010, 11:48:08 AM
Uh.... k?  ???
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Gulver on April 08, 2010, 12:12:08 PM
It's funnier if you know about Midori Days (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midori_Days)
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Tyvaris on April 08, 2010, 12:18:58 PM
Oh... whats a Midori day?     Plus ugh... looks like an Ultramarine.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Gulver on April 08, 2010, 12:23:48 PM
I proviced a link in the last post.

Just click on the name.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Cameron on April 08, 2010, 12:59:06 PM
ugh... looks like an Ultramarine.

I see no identifying marks that point towards that being an Ultramarine. Just looks like a generic marine to me.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Tyvaris on April 08, 2010, 01:52:28 PM
I know you have the codex - Ultramarines are the GENERIC marines because all marines in the codex are the same... Thanks GW for creating different chapters that are exactly the same.  The non-dex marines are the best and most interesting.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Faidth on April 17, 2010, 09:47:13 AM
I resent that, Castellan.  :P  Despite the fact that they nerfed my Raven Guard to hell and back because they're Dex, I still <3 them. I want my own codex, damn it.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Cameron on April 17, 2010, 09:53:21 AM
Space Wolves. They're Wolves... in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Tyvaris on April 18, 2010, 05:00:18 PM
I thought you were a fan of Space Wolves Faidth?
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Cameron on April 19, 2010, 07:03:22 AM
Raven Guard were always her first choice.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Danyael on April 19, 2010, 09:44:53 PM
I was always partial to Eldar. I was farily partial to the concept of Craftworlds and the asthetic appeal rtaher than any gameplay. The beards of the Space Wolves were....  ??? well....  :o  you know... :-\  ugh  ::)
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Faidth on April 22, 2010, 10:36:40 PM
Well, RG were definitely my first choice, but looks like I might have no choice but to defer to Templar or Wolves.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Tyvaris on April 23, 2010, 06:19:39 AM
I'd say though about Raven Guard and the Big SM Codex is that it does afford a ton of options; probably the most for any Codex.  You could have any number of cool combinations of units as the Templar to me seem really limited as I start to build lists for them.  They can't have a whirlwind, Librarians(They Hate Psykers, Adhor the witch and all that), Vangaurd, Sternguard, Devestators and a list of other things that a lot of Marine Players love to use.  Those Devestator squads are pretty much the mainstay of a lot of Space Marine armies from what I can see reading lists online.   With the new SM codex anyone can pretty much take a Redeemer or Crusader Land Raider and what would be awesome is taking some Legion of the Damned with ANY Space Marine army.    I hate Ultramarines though... seriously they didn't do much during the Horus Heresy and their fluff is weak.  Black Templar have some nice fluff including coming back from crusades to fight Vandire in charge of the Ecleisarchy on Terra the first army to fight where their founding chapter the Imperial Fists fought to subdue the Sons of Horus outside the Emperor's Palace    Everything I'm reading now about Space Wolves looks awesome too, bezerker wolfen barbarians in space.   

I love the inquisition fluff and stuff and definately am keeping an eye out for all the news related to them, but Black Templar are pretty much all im focusing on right now.  I do have the taint of chaos and my renegade legion has a lot of room for growth too, if only I can pick a chapter color scheme I like.  Chaos SM are cool too they have a lot of the SM fluff but with a couple dark twists.    I definately hope we can all play at some point in the future before a 6th Edition comes out circa 2012ish knowing GW. 

Recently I have been trying NOT to buy anymore stuff, I have sold off whole armies of stuff as I know I just don't have the time, Nids, Orks, Steel Legion all gone.  The Prices going up has sorta forced me to buy one unit a month or less which is ok, I mean if u think about it, you buy your HQ one month for say under $45 then the next month or couple months you can save up and get the Battleforce and you pretty much have the basic troops, then from there you just flesh out based on what kind of army you like.    Im glad the Guild is around and I do buy smaller items from time to time from them, but I usually buy the core of my troops online as the prices are just too good to pass up, if anyone would like a list of places to get stuff cheap online let me know.   I then pretty much pick my blisters up either at the guild or used or even Bartertown..   I buy my hobby supplies online too as GW has some of the most expensive static grass, sand, paint anywhere.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Cameron on April 23, 2010, 06:53:28 AM
You should REALLY wait for the Codex before you start building lists for Templars. All of the other Space Marine Faction lists have been radically changed by their respective 5th ed updates. They'll be no different.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Daccio on April 23, 2010, 10:33:20 AM
TAKE THIS!   ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5adeZyRdb7A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XqIvjtj2qA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VsK8i4ZKaE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBMGX2G_xPc&feature=related
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Tyvaris on April 23, 2010, 11:41:44 AM
Well I pretty much am only building the compulsory units which I know will be in any Templar codex.  Crusader Squads, Emperor's Champion, Chaplains, and Land Raider Crusaders.  Pretty much the rest is speculation.  I believe the main thing they will do is juice up the power of the Emperor's Champion it was nerfed with 5th Ed and pretty much made unspecial and the Vows that the army can take.  They may add vanguard, devestators, sternguard, or update sword brethren.   My only wish is that if they would make Death Company in plastics I can't see why they wouldn't make Sword Brethren plastics.   Not going too overboard right now but most of the Dex is a condenced SM army, with Sword Brethren being the same as a Veteren Squad and Termies are about the same.   It's mainly the Vows that make the army fluffy.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Tyvaris on April 27, 2010, 01:35:19 PM
I took a gander and the SM codex again last night and realized it that maybe a Dex army isn't so bad.  The special Character makes the army so if you played Lysander I'm pretty sure he conveys a special rule for the whole army.  I don't know who is in charge of the Raven Guard but seems that every special Character leader makes the army and confers an army wide rule.  Supposedly Salamanders get a nice rule with twin linked flamers army wide, nice.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Yue Kurine on April 28, 2010, 11:43:18 PM
Now who's all off topic you guys! XP Its not random if your all talking about the same thing, you silly warhammer crazies.

As we speak, hundreds of resistance fighters are gathered in the Hessemeel Commons, expecting amnesty and a mule! HA! Fools! Everyone knows there's no such thing as a free mule!
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Kitharsis on April 29, 2010, 10:12:28 AM
Arcadius said you were 'The Golden One'. I die unconvinced.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Cameron on April 29, 2010, 12:11:30 PM
As we speak, hundreds of resistance fighters are gathered in the Hessemeel Commons, expecting amnesty and a mule! HA! Fools! Everyone knows there's no such thing as a free mule!
Arcadius said you were 'The Golden One'. I die unconvinced.

 ???
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Tyvaris on April 29, 2010, 02:28:29 PM
"Momma told me, they was ma runnin shoes; they'd take me anywhere."
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Yue Kurine on April 29, 2010, 06:32:03 PM
Arcadius said you were 'The Golden One'. I die unconvinced.

Oak.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Danyael on April 29, 2010, 07:38:10 PM
Everyone knows there's no such thing as a free mule!

*Looks to his mule that Clutch gave him for free*
Danyael:  ???
Mule: "The hell are you gawkin' at?!" :o
Danyael:   ::)
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Cameron on April 29, 2010, 10:48:02 PM
Looks like someone's getting a donkey show.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Kitharsis on April 29, 2010, 11:00:16 PM
Feh, are we not pulling quotes from the Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire wikiquote page?

Cause I thought we were playing that game.

I was winning.

Now I'm just lost.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Yue Kurine on April 30, 2010, 01:22:22 AM
Haha. Thats cheating but yah pretty much. The series is great as well, too short tho.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Danyael on April 30, 2010, 11:52:19 AM
Looks like someone's getting a donkey show.
The preferred vernacular, young man, is mule. :o

Feh, are we not pulling quotes from the Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire wikiquote page?

Wait, what? ???
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Soul Reaver on May 10, 2010, 11:03:58 PM
Anyone in the market for the head of Vecna?  I don't need it anymore so I'm selling it.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Shadow Chorus on September 08, 2010, 09:48:47 AM
I am good sir! I'll trade you a Medusa head for it. Just make sure you blindfold it before you take it.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Tyvaris on October 30, 2010, 10:09:33 AM
(http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Stare-Dad-Inception.png)
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Angie on January 23, 2011, 01:38:42 AM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2rnct3r.jpg)
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Archdemon Stu on January 23, 2011, 06:41:58 AM
I showed that image to some friends.  Think I was the only one who thought it was hilarious.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Archdemon Stu on June 03, 2011, 06:34:35 PM
Wow.  I'm a terrible person for finding this funny.

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-legitimate-daycare-fail1.jpg?w=500&h=375)
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Angie on June 20, 2011, 02:53:25 AM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/35a2e13.jpg)

Once upon a time in Marvel Comics history, J Jonah Jameson fought Godzilla.

Yes.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Archdemon Stu on July 01, 2011, 12:31:02 PM
http://www.cracked.com/article_16870_the-20-most-ridiculous-batman-comics-ever-released.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Movies+%26+TV&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

Oh good!  Somebody made a top 20 list of worst Batman releases ever.  I enjoy the captions myself.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Angie on July 01, 2011, 02:48:30 PM
Hey, now. Zebra Batman is a classic.

Plus, I believe they're judging entirely based on the cover, not the actual content of the comic; Batman 246 is about a murderer leaving mannequins dressed as robin around in death scenarios in an attempt to unnerve the Bat.

The Rainbow Batman issue also makes a lot more sense in context, though it's still extremely stupid.
Furthering the western comics trend, the UDON fantastic four mini was the best thing. (http://i56.tinypic.com/2144a6p.jpg)

EDIT: image now behind hyperlink to avoid page-tearing
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Radobe on March 28, 2012, 10:59:12 AM
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/ try this website to have some fun. I dont know how the results are generated but it is fun to check various stuff. Try checking the pool on Pamela Anderson!
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Archdemon Stu on April 04, 2012, 02:21:20 AM
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/ try this website to have some fun. I dont know how the results are generated but it is fun to check various stuff. Try checking the pool on Pamela Anderson!
Just tried playing with this for the first time.  Way too fun for anybody with a sense of humor.  I won't even say what I put in there, but it was good times.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Shadow Chorus on April 04, 2012, 10:08:33 AM
The internet is currently Positive about Hitler. Huh.


Well, at least it's EXTREMELY positive about warhammer, homestuck and Orcs.

Though strangely while it's positive on Orcs it's Negative on Orks. This must be corrected.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Radobe on April 05, 2012, 12:26:35 PM
A few amusing pictures  and a batman related article.

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3715013_460s.jpg

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420460_10150610566808553_313814823552_9207487_1887902331_n.jpg

http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/Om_nom_nom_nom_snake.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0808/humor-demotivational-poster-1219458142.jpg

http://www.cracked.com/article_16870_the-20-most-ridiculous-batman-comics-ever-released.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Movies+%26+TV&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Radobe on April 19, 2012, 05:39:07 PM
Most epic to do list evar! http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-troll-the-list-of-the-art-of-trolling.jpg
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Radobe on December 06, 2012, 02:14:07 PM
If you ever played MMOs have a read through this!

http://arewenewatthis.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/9-circles-of-mmo-hell.jpg
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Archdemon Stu on August 22, 2013, 10:38:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvHpN9WeFAA

Worth 7 seconds of your time.
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Archdemon Stu on September 26, 2013, 01:20:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxpLiQgdTI0

A wedding toast from two best men, the brothers of the groom.

"At his wedding we pleaded for our brother not to leave us, in the only way we knew how to say it; through the the medium of 80s music and video. We thought we'd done ok, but he left us anyway."

I can only hope when I tie the knot, my best men can throw something as awesome together. XD
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Veldanya Venalla on September 29, 2013, 07:16:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fCgPMMH4vA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fCgPMMH4vA)
Title: Re: Random or Ridiculous
Post by: Archdemon Stu on October 31, 2013, 01:15:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4#t=16

Late for meeting.